1. I knew it!
2. Big smiles.
3. But ok, everyone calm down, for real.
4. I hate that all the witty comments have already been made.
5. Also he never self-identified, so stop labeling and just keep calming the fuck down.
6. Dustin Lance Black?
7. I mean sure, get it, gurl.
8. Resisting the urge to judge and be snarky.
9. Mazel Tov!
10. But now how am I supposed to get a boyfriend without an Oscar or Olympic medal?